Sorry about the title. I just took the three most commonly used words from the following post and strung them together to synthesize a functional heading.
So did you know Blogger has figured out a way for you to follow yourself? Pretty amazing, huh? Of course I'm a little nervous having me following because I know how I think and I'm not always mentally polite. Good thing I know I'm not gay because now I don't have to worry about me looking at my butt. 'Butt' who am I kidding. Me and I both know that I don't have any butt to speak of. Maybe as I'm following myself I could call out helpful advice regarding my gluteal posture.
"Step harder with the heel, Ray, makes the cheeks squarer."
"No, not like that, now your pants look like a deflated balloon."
"Oh yeah... that's sexy."