She's having some pain, nothing major, but she's on some good meds. Amazing what a fresh coat of paint can do for those pesky deer stains, eh?
So let's all play a game. Winner gets a free copy of my latest book printed on their toenails. To play, you'll need to get yourself a magnifying glass and hold it up to your computer monitor.... Not that close, silly, you want to go blind?
Okay, ready?
Now, can you spot the crucial bit of evidence used against me in my recent legal battle?
3 comments:
Ooo, can I guess!?!?
Umm.....it's a dent. Oh, you thought we couldn't see it, but it's peeking out from the left side of the van. Yeah, we see it there!
Oh, you meant the - Ok, I gotcha. It was funny!
Hmmmmm....
I think I detect a bottle of alcohol?????????
Times up. No more entries may be submitted, but we'd like go give a very special thanks to the two that played - good guesses ladies.
We're sorry, but the correct answer was 'dead lawn'. Dead lawn.
(very imcriminating)
As always, unawarded prizes will go to charity, and in the case, the novel will be printed on the nail of a frisky border collie at a local animal shelter. Thank you again, and good night.
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